A Little Jeff

 Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.

Must go faster. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here!

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck.

You really think you can fly that thing? God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Just my luck, no ice. Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Must go faster. What do they got in there? King Kong? Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?

My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard! I was part of something special. So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! 'Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!