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A Little Jeff

 Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Must go faster. Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here! God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. You really think you can fly that thing? God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Just my luck, no ice. ...

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